Snack That Smiles Back

the-insane-empire: skarvika: THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT me...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:41:26 -0400

skarvika:

THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT

me huntin for dat ass

peetasboxers: kissyourneck-slitmythroat: I showed this post to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:41:13 -0400

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

a-drop-in-the-00cean: me at prom.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:57:08 -0400

a-drop-in-the-00cean:

me at prom.

justmellarkingabout: gracefullikeagazelle: windmills-of-my-mind...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:45:23 -0400

justmellarkingabout:

gracefullikeagazelle:

windmills-of-my-mind:

maevemactire:

apsilpastille:

k-auhale:

So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.

As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”

And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.

I was asked out via a John Green book.

You hold onto that boy and never let him go.

When’s the wedding?

JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS

MARRY THAT BOY.

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

crystalbluuepersuasion: holycassbutt: this is the old peter...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:43:43 -0400

crystalbluuepersuasion:

holycassbutt:

this is the old peter and a current one and im crying

MYFEELINGSCANNOTHANDLETHIS

princessveroni: how do guys have trouble finding the clit like ITS LITERALLY A LITTLE BUTTON RIGHT...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:42:05 -0400

princessveroni:

how do guys have trouble finding the clit like ITS LITERALLY A LITTLE BUTTON RIGHT THERE RIGHT FUCKING THERE HOW DO YOU MISS THAT. THAT THING THAT MAKES YOUR GIRLFRIEND MAKE CUTE NOISES WHEN YOU JUST BARELY TOUCH IT? YEAH THATS IT FRIEND THERE IT IS THATS IT OH MY GOD YEAH HAVE A GOLD STAR

portablemiah: inspects ground its hot. theres been local singles in the area

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:41:47 -0400

portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:41:41 -0400

somniloquy: sweet-land-of-libertea: thackerybinxx: shinga-tumb...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:41:37 -0400

somniloquy:

sweet-land-of-libertea:

thackerybinxx:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

OH my GOD

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95

persistence is key

peep-toe-shoes: The most intense movie scene ever.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:28:41 -0400

peep-toe-shoes:

The most intense movie scene ever.

l0ners-and-fools: freeballin-5: cr0ssfirehurricane: Green Day...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:27:53 -0400

l0ners-and-fools:

freeballin-5:

cr0ssfirehurricane:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

.

Reblog every time

lacigreen: miaman: I want companionship but I hate people if...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:26:21 -0400

lacigreen:

miaman:

I want companionship but I hate people

if you feel this way, you’re probably an introvert! because an introvert’s brain stays at a higher state of arousal than an extrovert, lots of socializing can cause overstimulation (which translates into feeling overwhelmed). this is why introverts do well with just a few strong relationships and need lots of alone time to recharge after being around people.

introverts make up around 30% of the population, but that number is likely much higher on Tumblr (it’s an activity that attracts introverts).

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:21:26 -0400

michaelbeara: sam: vondell-swain: adamusprime: vondell-swain:...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:20:23 -0400

michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple

now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps

necesitamos: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:19:12 -0400

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:18:53 -0400

just-a-woman-from-gallifrey: peruvian-whovian: this is all one...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:18:37 -0400

just-a-woman-from-gallifrey:

peruvian-whovian:

this is all one guy

can you not

fasterfood: f- looks around fuck the..sweats profusely fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:25:10 -0400

fasterfood:

f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY

I hate my friends

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:23:23 -0400

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.

Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

comedown: does that look like the face of a man who cannot play...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:19:14 -0400

comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight

Snack That Smiles Back

the-insane-empire: skarvika: THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT me...

peetasboxers: kissyourneck-slitmythroat: I showed this post to...

a-drop-in-the-00cean: me at prom.

justmellarkingabout: gracefullikeagazelle: windmills-of-my-mind...

crystalbluuepersuasion: holycassbutt: this is the old peter...

princessveroni: how do guys have trouble finding the clit like ITS LITERALLY A LITTLE BUTTON RIGHT...

portablemiah: *inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

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somniloquy: sweet-land-of-libertea: thackerybinxx: shinga-tumb...

peep-toe-shoes: The most intense movie scene ever.

l0ners-and-fools: freeballin-5: cr0ssfirehurricane: Green Day...

lacigreen: miaman: I want companionship but I hate people if...

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michaelbeara: sam: vondell-swain: adamusprime: vondell-swain:...

necesitamos: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might...

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just-a-woman-from-gallifrey: peruvian-whovian: this is all one...

fasterfood: f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team...

I hate my friends

comedown: does that look like the face of a man who cannot play...

portablemiah: inspects ground its hot. theres been local singles in the area

fasterfood: f- looks around fuck the..sweats profusely fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team...